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Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! “It means ‘happy’,” replied the father. Foghorn Leghorn Would Say, “That’s a Joke, Son!” December 13, 2011 by WendyB In 2001, when I did my first jewelry designs — my own engagement ring and wedding band — I opted for a lot of exposed metal surface with a satin finish. When it comes to a good joke, timing is everything. That's nacho cheese!" She was a single mom. The little boy asked his father - Daddy, how was I born? Kids nowadays they kmnow it all. The fast ones go over your head. After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Foghorn Leghorn: Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? Make funny memes with meme maker. But sometimes a joke is so jaw-droppingly ridiculous that it transcends its own awfulness and reaches a higher plane of funny.You don't want to laugh—every self-respecting part of your brain is rejecting the guffawing impulse—but you can't help yourself. 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